Monday 12 September 2011

Words.

This is my first blog.

Im sat here thinking what to write, trying not to offend anyone with colourful language or unwitty banter, but then I think fuck it, your all cunts.

I try to take a comedic approach to situations, making the best out of somethings that arnt so pretty. The use of occasional foul language isnt a substitute for lack of vocabulary, but instead used to stretch the boundaries in public writing. Comedy is contextual; a joke can be made from any situation in the right way.

If your still reading this, im guessing you have the slightest interest in what im reading, so il continue. About 30 seconds ago, I called you all cunts remember? See how what was once 'the worst word in the world', has changed to a term of endearment. Words are what you make of them, and dont have a deffinate meaning.

Im not suggesting using the word cunt is a school essay is a good idea, but words are often overlooked on thier real meaning, as described by the English Dictionary - what a load of shite that book is!

I challenge you all to use the word cunt at least once and not offend anyone. This will prove that no matter what is said, in the right context, anything goes. Try it at your Grandperents. Try it when describing food. Dont be scared to explore different words because you may offend somebody. Dont use it to bully, but to explore, and see how your vocabulary broadens.

Speak soon,

Dan